ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

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shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: antivanitas, via succeeding)

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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